Kahl Quotes

Ben- while looking at pictures of Golden doodle puppies he notices a puppy who has black hair instead of "gold". He declares, "That can not be a Golden doodle, it must be called a Blacker doodle."

Ben- while his mother was holding a bar of soap threatening to wash him herself if he did not hurry up in the shower, "Seriously Mom that is on the border of something you should not even say to a 3rd grade boy who is 9."

Gabe- while describing a sick child at school. "That was my first time I ever saw live puke. First on the floor then in the can, mixed with all kids of spit, my stomach hurt just watchin'"