Dear Santa

Dear Santa- My Christmas wish is very simple. The ONLY thing I want for Christmas is for you to fix my yard so my pool can go in this spring. You see Santa, my husband finally agreed to let me have my long awaited pool- I was soooo happy until I found out we might not be able to have a pool. So Santa these are the things I need from you. I understand that you are very busy now, so these things can be done any time before spring thaw.
Please find a septic company who will move our entire field to a new area in our yard. Ask them to not charge 10,000.
Please contact our landscaper and tell him all of the landscaping he did last year needs to be dug up and relocated to another area. The place he planted the 5,000 worth of landscaping is the only place our septic can be relocated to.
Please call the pool guy and tell him sorry for the tears on Monday it's just that when he said he didn't think it would be possible I was sad. Please tell him we are trying to find a way. Now that you are helping, all things are possible, right Santa????
Do you see this picture, Santa burst out laughing.