TOP 5

HERE IS A LIST OF MY TOP 5 THINGS HUSBANDS SHOULD NEVER DO WHILE CALLING HOME FROM OUT OF TOWN BUSINESS

1. Say, "I am so tired."

2. Talk about the weather especially if theirs is nicer than yours.- and it always is!

3. Discuss dinner plans- Husbands hear me now- your wife does not care if you are dining at Ruth Chris or PF Changs so do not tell us. Chances are we are having dinner with a leprechaun who is magically delicious.

4. Now is not the time to see if your dry cleaning is here, if a bill is in the mail, if the cars oil is changed. You are lucky the kids made it to school, that they were fed a delicious breakfast of frozen waffles and that they had underwear on, in the right direction! Expect no more when you are away.

5. Don't under any circumstances ask how your wives day went. Even if it went OK- she won't tell you THAT! Just tell her what a great wife she is and yes it is OK to buy that and yes that too...Get it????