Gabe LOVES the word WHY! He uses it every chance he gets! He wants to know why we are going to the store. Why isn't food free? Why his boot is blue. Why snow is wet. SO- after the week I have had- I have a few WHYS of my own.
Why do people not look when they pull out of their driveways? Hey- I do not care- My van is a 2001, smells like rotten milk and I have a vaild license and insurance- enough said!
WHY do they ask so many questions when I use my debit card. What do they mean, do I want it all on this card? Can I put it on 5 different cards? Why would I do that?
Why can't a trained service guy fix my dishwasher? Why do I keep paying him 75.00?
Why do husbands have to travel? Bosses should know, when husbands go away for buisness, there's a whole lot of buisness at home like sinus infections, fevers, snow storms, snow days, children in the master bedroom, mommies forgetting garbage day, mommies who don't care they just ran out of the house in thier pajamas, the ones with Christmas trees and a hole in the knee- slidding down the driveway in slippers, to make sure the garbage is out in time.
Why do 4 year olds think it is perfectly normal to ask you meaningful questions at 4 AM, like you are just hanging out at the dinner table, instead of lying in bed asleep? I really can't function at 4 AM much less tell you why you only have one sock on or why your stuffed bear is by your left leg.
Why do parents at doctors offices think it is perfectly OK to send their sick child over to listen to the story I am reading to my children (which is germ free from my clean house) Your child needs a kleenex and a diaper change not a story. (Did I mention Kevin is gone? I am like that when he is not around!)
Why does Fed Ex think it is OK to be LATE- It is not OK that you were an hour past the promised time. It is not my fault I could not wait any longer. WHY don't you turn that truck around- I am home now!
My final Why question of today is- Why do company travel planners book husbands on late flights? Midnight does not help wives. 5PM does!
OK 1 more-- WHY can't I get spell check to work on this blog? 
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